Little Johnny is walking in the park with his dad when he stamps on a honeybee. "Right you little sod, no honey for a month", says dad.

An hour later Little Johnny sees a butterfly and also stamps on that. "Right no butter for a month",says dad.

When they arrive home they both walk into the kitchen, just in time to see mom stamp on a cockroach.

Little Johnny looks at his dad and says,"Well are you telling her the bad news or shall I?"

Times have changed... Not for the better. This is what secular progressive liberalism has gotten us:

Scenario : Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school
parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.
1957 -* Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.*
2007 -* School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.
*
Scenario : Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.
1957 -* Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up
buddies.*
2007 -* Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark.
Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.
*
Scenario : Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.
1957 -* Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.*
2007 -* Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.
*
Scenario : Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
1957 -* Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.*
2007 -* Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison.
Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.
*
Scenario : Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school .
1957 -* Mark shares aspirin with Principal out on the smoking dock.*
2007 -* Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations.
Car searched for drugs and weapons.
*
Scenario : Pedro fails high school English.
1957 -* Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.*
2007 -* Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.
*
Scenario : Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane pain t bottle, blows up a red ant bed.
1957 -* Ants die.*
2007 -* BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.
*
Scenario : Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.
1957 -* In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.*
2007 -* Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job.
She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy .

The Plan

A. Back off and let those men who want to marry men, marry men.

B. Allow those women who want to marry women, marry women.

C. Allow those folks who want to abort their babies, abort their babies.

D. In three generations, there will be no Democrats.

A man on a bicycle has been robbing people at gunpoint in the Natomas area of Sacramento, police said.
Authorities said the bike bandit has been cruising through Natomas, holding up residents and then riding away. Police said the man has tried to rob people at three different homes, attacking them as their vehicles pull into driveways.

Michelle Lazark, spokeswoman for Sacramento Police Department, said the victims are often preoccupied with getting their familiies out of their cars and into their homes.

"He's aggressive, he's violent and he's willing to use a gun," Lazark said. Attacks have taken place on Vosspark Way, Bridgecross Drive and Arnold Gamble Circle. Local residents said they are worried.

"It shatters your confidence in your community," resident David Waldrop said. "You don't feel safe."

Police are searching for a man who roams a north Sacramento neighborhood on a bicycle and attempts to rob people as they pull into their driveways.

There were three such robberies over the weekend in Natomas, a vast neighborhood of newer homes that has experienced a wave of foreclosures.

At one home, the robber shot his intended victim in the buttocks as he tried to escape into his house.

Police say the robber confronts people while they are unloading their cars. He then brandishes a weapon and demands money.

CBS 13 News

Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself in a mirror.

Her frustration over her lack of ability to lose weight was depressing her.

In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God for help.

"God...if you take away my love handles, I'll devote my life to you," she prayed.

And just like that, her ears fell off...

What is wrong with the Fumb Ducks in Florida?

They couldn't figure out how to fill out their ballots, so they screwed up the 2000 election.
They couldn't get the recounts right afterwards, so the Supreme Court had to decide it.
They couldn't figure out when to vote, so their delegates are not certified to be counted at the 2008 Democrat Convention because they moved up their primary.

Now Hillary Clinton wants to change the rules after the game by counting them (since they count for her), effectively stealing the election from Barack Obama.

Every time there is an election, it seems like the Floridians screw it up. Maybe there is stupid gas seeping up from the swamps?

It has always seemed to me that a favorite tactic of the left was to accuse the right of exactly what they themselves were doing. During an election in particular, the accusations fly. Now you can't say that the right never does anything sneaky, but the heavy handed tactics of the left are legendary, and usually blamed on the right.

If you want to see what I am talking about here, watch the news between now and the Democrat Party convention. You will see tactics in play you were always told are the trademark of the Republican Party, with no Republicans involved. The Democrats will be gaming each other.

Watch how they change the rules as they go, while they tell you they are following them. Watch how the Clintons steal the nomination from Senator Obama, while claiming they won fair and square.

You may see, right before your very eyes, Barack Obama win the nomination in votes and delegates, only to have the Party establishment hand it over to Hillary Clinton using subterfuge and trickery.

If this happens, you may also see a violent reaction. The Democrat Convention might make the best "reality TV" program of 2008.