Sacramento Republicrat

Pumping Gas for Pumping Ass

Fox News reports a woman traded sex for a gas card. FORT WRIGHT, Ky. —  Police in northern Kentucky arrested a woman who officers say traded sex for gasoline. Police in Fort Wright set up a prostitution sting and said one of the suspects they arrested engaged in sex for a $100 gasoline card and other gifts. Angela Eversole, [...]

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Canadian Court Overturns Father’s Punishment of 12-year-old Daughter

Talk about a case where the Canadian Judicial System really screwed the pooch! Justice Suzanne Tessier should be disbarred, fired, removed from the bench, whatever the Canadians do when a Justice makes a bone head move! It’s bad enough that the government is in parents business as much as they are, but to be able to [...]

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Feel Young Again With Centrum Silver- Video

Click the link to see the video, laugh, feel young again. (WMV file 1.9mb)

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Experiencing Crazy Thoughts? It Could Be Alien Mind Control

It was astonishing to find out that aliens have abducted people and taken over their minds, driving them crazy after returning them. Victim’s report their quality of life is most definitely degraded when their mind has been hijacked by aliens. Fortunately Michael Menkin has developed the “Thought Screen Helmet” which is reported to have “effectively stopped [...]

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AT&T: Your WorldPlastic Bag. Delivered.

All kidding aside, how does this happen? I know a lot of shipping is automated these days, but was there not a single person along the way who noticed that a package was going out with only a bag inside? Rush, no less! And how many times do things like this happen? It’s probably not [...]

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Friday Funny (on Sunday)

One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy biker bar for possible violations of the driving under the influence laws.  At closing time, he saw one of the bikers stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, & try his keys on five different bikes before he found his.  Then, sat [...]

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Friday Funny

A lady walked into a pharmacy and spoke to the pharmacist. She asked: “Do you have Viagra?” “Yes,” he answered. She asked, “Does it work?” “Yes,” he answered. “Can you get it over the counter?” she asked. “I can if I take two…” Technorati Tags: Joke of the Week, Jokes

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Monday Funny

This was too funny to wait til Friday… One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up — fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth. However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, [...]

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Friday Funny

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Friday Funny

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