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Friday Funny (on Sunday)

One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy biker bar for possible violations of the driving under the influence laws.  At closing time, he saw one of the bikers stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, & try his keys on five different bikes before he found his.  Then, sat [...]

Friday Funny

A lady walked into a pharmacy and spoke to the pharmacist. She asked: “Do you have Viagra?” “Yes,” he answered. She asked, “Does it work?” “Yes,” he answered. “Can you get it over the counter?” she asked. “I can if I take two…” Technorati Tags: Joke of the Week, Jokes

Monday Funny

This was too funny to wait til Friday… One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up — fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth. However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, [...]

Friday Funny

Friday Funny

Fill It With Water

Friday Funny

Friday Funny

What TIme Is It! Military Humor

Chili Cook Off