The Moral Of The Story
by
Sactodan
Posted August 27th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
The Moral
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.
Tony, do you have a story to share?
Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Karen. She was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife.
She drank the ...
Real Life- A Kid Gets A Lesson In Politics
by
Sactodan
Posted August 8th, 2008 at 8:33 pm
I was talking with Catherine, the daughter of some friends, and she said she wanted to be President some day.
Both of her parents, VERY liberal Democrats, were standing there with us, so I said to Catherine - 'That is a worthy goal in life, so, if you were President what would be the first thing you would do?'
Catherine replied - 'I would give houses to all the homeless people.'
'Wow - that is an excellent goal you have there, Catherine,' I said.
I then explained to ...
The Priest and the Hairdryer
by
Sactodan
Posted July 14th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?'
"Of course my child. What may I do for you?"
"Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs Limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"
The priest answered: "I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: ...
Friday Funny (on Sunday)
by
Sactodan
Posted May 4th, 2008 at 7:11 pm
One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy biker bar for possible violations of the driving under the influence laws. At closing time, he saw one of the bikers stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, & try his keys on five different bikes before he found his. Then, sat on the bike fumbling around several minutes, looking as if he might pass out right there. Everyone left the bar and rode off. Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away. The police o...
Friday Funny
by
SR
Posted April 11th, 2008 at 6:17 am
A lady walked into a pharmacy and spoke to the pharmacist.
She asked: "Do you have Viagra?"
"Yes," he answered.
She asked, "Does it work?"
"Yes," he answered.
"Can you get it over the counter?" she asked.
"I can if I take two..."...
