Local radio station "The Zone 100.5", is currently running a contest in which listeners can win $25,000.00! That's great, right? Well, not so fast!

While I must admit that this contest is legal, morally is not a word I would use to describe it. Basically there is an "Outlaw" that has $25,000.00 and if you can follow the clues, you can find the location of this "Outlaw" and win the 25 grand.

What the radio station is not telling you upfront, is that you really are not getting $25,000.00, at least not right away. Upon choosing a winner, that person will receive a Share Certificate from the Sacramento Credit Union in the amount of $3,440.00. Upon maturation the Share Certificate will be valued at $25,000.00. This takes 10 years.

One Prize will be award: The Prize consists of a $3,440.00 Share Certificate from Sacramento Credit Union. Upon maturation, the Share Certificate will be valued at $25,000. ARV at the time the prize is won: $3,465.00. The winner of the share certificate will be subject to the terms and conditions as set forth by Sacramento Credit Union:

Initial Deposit: $3,440.00 to be supplied by Sacramento Credit Union (Winner must join the credit union. Failure to join voids winning Share Certificate offer. Sacramento Credit Union will supply the $25 to open and waive the $5 member fee.)

Annual Percentage Rate: 20%

Term of Share Certificate: 10 years from open date (certificate will not earn interest after the maturity date)

100.5 The Zone "Outlaw" Contest Rules

If for some reason the link stops working, you can view a PDF of the rules HERE.

While I have to give them credit for a clever contest, I cannot go along with the misleading of their listeners. In this day and age, $25,000.00 could go a long way. People could pay bills, save for college, etc... We have people losing their homes right now due to high foreclosures. Maybe the $25,000.00 could prevent one person from having that happen to them.

I hope that 100.5 the Zone, steps up, corrects this and gives the winner the full $25,000.00 and not a Share Certificate that matures in 2018.

She asked: "Do you have Viagra?"

"Yes," he answered.

She asked, "Does it work?"

"Yes," he answered.

"Can you get it over the counter?" she asked.

"I can if I take two..."

This is with out a doubt one of two things:

1. The voting system is fixed.

2. America is a bunch of flipping idiots!

There are a couple of people on that show that certainly should have gone way before Michael...

Michael Johns is a guy who I am looking forward to seeing on the charts...

Throughout the city, would be protestors who are angry about China's treatment of Tibet are searching for the Olympic torch along it's route. The secret route has been changed to confuse and avoid the protestors.

Meanwhile in the Castro, hundreds of men are milling about the street saying "hide the torch, can we play"?

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.

However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.

This is a partial list of the encroachment of liberal dominated government on individuals. Nearly every aspect of our lives in this "free country" is impacted by those who make it their life's work to tell others how they should live.

Humans are reaching the limits of their ability to cope, and simply going nuts. Perhaps we should be surprised how few are going crazy!

An hour later Little Johnny sees a butterfly and also stamps on that. "Right no butter for a month",says dad.

When they arrive home they both walk into the kitchen, just in time to see mom stamp on a cockroach.

Little Johnny looks at his dad and says,"Well are you telling her the bad news or shall I?"

Scenario : Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school
parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.
1957 -* Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.*
2007 -* School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.
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Scenario : Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.
1957 -* Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up
buddies.*
2007 -* Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark.
Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.
*
Scenario : Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.
1957 -* Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.*
2007 -* Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.
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Scenario : Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
1957 -* Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.*
2007 -* Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison.
Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.
*
Scenario : Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school .
1957 -* Mark shares aspirin with Principal out on the smoking dock.*
2007 -* Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations.
Car searched for drugs and weapons.
*
Scenario : Pedro fails high school English.
1957 -* Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.*
2007 -* Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.
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Scenario : Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane pain t bottle, blows up a red ant bed.
1957 -* Ants die.*
2007 -* BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.
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Scenario : Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.
1957 -* In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.*
2007 -* Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job.
She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy .

A. Back off and let those men who want to marry men, marry men.

B. Allow those women who want to marry women, marry women.

C. Allow those folks who want to abort their babies, abort their babies.

D. In three generations, there will be no Democrats.

Michelle Lazark, spokeswoman for Sacramento Police Department, said the victims are often preoccupied with getting their familiies out of their cars and into their homes.

"He's aggressive, he's violent and he's willing to use a gun," Lazark said. Attacks have taken place on Vosspark Way, Bridgecross Drive and Arnold Gamble Circle. Local residents said they are worried.

"It shatters your confidence in your community," resident David Waldrop said. "You don't feel safe."

Police are searching for a man who roams a north Sacramento neighborhood on a bicycle and attempts to rob people as they pull into their driveways.

There were three such robberies over the weekend in Natomas, a vast neighborhood of newer homes that has experienced a wave of foreclosures.

At one home, the robber shot his intended victim in the buttocks as he tried to escape into his house.

Police say the robber confronts people while they are unloading their cars. He then brandishes a weapon and demands money.

CBS 13 News

Her frustration over her lack of ability to lose weight was depressing her.

In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God for help.

"God...if you take away my love handles, I'll devote my life to you," she prayed.

And just like that, her ears fell off...