A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?' "Of course my child. What may I do for you?" "Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs Limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?" The priest answered: "I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: ...