The Priest and the Hairdryer
by
Sactodan
Posted July 14th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?'
"Of course my child. What may I do for you?"
"Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs Limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"
The priest answered: "I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: ...
Chili Cook Off
by
SR
Posted November 19th, 2007 at 3:10 pm
If you can read this whole story without laughing,
then there's no hope for you. I was crying by the
end. This is an actual account as relayed to
paramedics at a chili cook-off in Texas .
Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you
pay attention to the first two judges, the
reaction of the third judge is even better. For
those of you who have lived in Texas , you know
how true this is. They actually have a Chili
Cook-off about the time Halloween comes around. It
takes up a major portion ...
Friday Funny
by
SR
Posted November 2nd, 2007 at 10:14 am
Tommy O’Shaughnessy’s Confession
"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have not been to confession for six months. On top of that, I’ve been with a loose woman."
The priest sighs. "Is that you, little Tommy O’Shaughnessy?" "Yes, Father, ’tis I."
"And who might be the woman you were with?"
"I shan’t be tellin’ you, Father. It would ruin her reputation."
"Well, Tommy, I’m bound to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Brenda O’Malley?"
"I cannot ...
Friday Wednesday Funny
by
SR
Posted February 1st, 2007 at 8:49 pm
A Texas Air Traffic Control
Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."
Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R --Allah be Praised !!"
Dallas ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711--You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."
Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R.- -Allah is Great !!"
Pause: Static.............
Saudi Air: " DALLAS ATC ! DALLAS ATC !!! "
Dallas...
Friday Funny Part 2
by
SR
Posted December 22nd, 2006 at 6:30 am
Subject: Fwd: DEAR ABBY
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the
beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse,
everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since he
lost his job five years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one.
All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around, and shoot the bull with
his buddies while I have to work to pay the bills.
Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to lik...
