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Friday Funny

Friday, April 11, 2008

A lady walked into a pharmacy and spoke to the pharmacist. She asked: “Do you have Viagra?” “Yes,” he answered. She asked, “Does it work?” “Yes,” he answered. “Can you get it over the counter?” she asked. “I can if I take two…”

Monday Funny

Monday, April 7, 2008

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This was too funny to wait til Friday… One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up — fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth. However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, [...]